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The place your mom forgets you every time.
Why are you late?
Mom forgot me at the store
that button at the top of the urban dictionary that nobody clicks
guy1: "Urban dictionary has merch?"
guy2: "yeah just click that store button."
The place you go if you want to see hookers in the front of it soon asking you to go in the shed and have some fun after you cum out with bagels in her ass and lube in yours
Hey that guy just went to the store
The store man so creep shit happens there
A generally shitty and lifeless place where people usually wait in line to exchange their money for products ("goods"). The employees are enslaved by stores, as they are forced by societal problems to count the money all day in exchange for a meager percentage of the profit generated from these transactions. At stores, objects ("goods") are usually not free, as they are available only in exchange for customers' money and not just for the taking. If you take something without giving money ("paying"), you will most likely eventually end up either dead, in jail/prison, possibly even tackled or in a fistfight, and with a criminal record preventing you from getting one of these shitty money-counting jobs that keep stores functioning, depending on what you shoplift, how often you do it, and how much you take.
Person 1: Sally & I are going to the store
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police
Person 1 runs
A thrift store. Not derogatory, used only to describe the general low prices of resold/donated items with a convenient rhyme. Can be used to describe national chains like Goodwill or local thrift shops and sometimes surplus/salvage stores.
1) "Hey, where'd you find that copy of Chibi Robo? Aren't those kind of expensive?"
"Yeah, I got real lucky at the poor store last time I went, guess someone donated it."
2) "Dude, you should come with me to the poor store sometime, there's always cool stuff in there. I bought a bunch of out of print books for way less than a lot of eBay listings."
3) "That's a snazzy suit, where'd you get it?"
"You'd never believe this, but I got it at the poor store! It's amazing what people will get rid of."
4) "If you're looking for old vinyl records, chances are you can find some at a poor store, I've found several at good prices that way."
Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.
*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.