Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

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surfing the web

When any one is on the internet,looking for games and any other sort. Searching for wild and outgoing things. Or just actual games.Also meaning to be a internet freak but you are surfing the web(internet).The whole meaning to it is search.

I'm a internet freak and i got nothing to do.I'm going to search the web.. "Look i am surfing the web and so are you!!"

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tree surfing

the "surfing" of a tree that is being towed by a vehicle off road. usually a tree is cut down, tied to a jeep or other capable off road vehicle, which is driven around while the surfers stand on the tree and try not to fall off. the driver goes fast and tries to drag the tree through lakes and mud or anything that will knock people off.

dude bro you wanna go tree surfing? k man, tell mike to get the jeep and well go cut one down. i hope i dont fall and bust my ankle again. ah its ok bro it'll be fine

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dick surfing

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board

Sally, lets go dick surfing!

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couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle

Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night

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Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

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Surfing the Net

Taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or "tube", hence the name.) This comes from the North Jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as "ripping a tube." Therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called "surfing the net" because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.

A: Hey, are you ripping another? How many is that?
B: This'll be my second.
A: Oh snap, you'll be surfing the net soon.
B: Hold on, I have to log on.

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