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A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.
Lucky bastard burn-tans.
A unnatural skin tone one keeps either by being a sun worshiper or visiting a tanning bed 7/11 to cover their natural skin tone.
You know he lives in a tanning bed year round. He is as white as girl friend when he is not sporting his euro tan.
A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.
Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).
Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.
He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.
guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!
When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.
Bro, I just used my self-tanner to do a temple tan. Hope I don't get skin cancer!