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'tard patch

When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.

I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

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tard out

Where one transforms into a child-like and immature state. Usually involving the consumption of mass amounts of alcohol supplemented with incoherent and biligerant behaviour.

Tard Outs can occur on a scale measured "level" 1 through 5. For the rare "train wreck" of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.

Remember when Ty left 500 bucks on the blackjack table to go down and play poker. What a cataclysmic tard out!

by Mark Procopio April 29, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


K-Tard

People who do lines of k in the bathroom of malls, then walk around really fucked up screaming at people and talking to strangers and making obscene gestures. These people also go to raves, fucked up on k, staring at visualizations, thinking they're on the moon, because they can't walk from all the k. Soon, they think they are gods or Al Pacino, and will start talking in a thick cuban accent telling everyone that they're going to get shit on.

Yo, I snorted what I thought was K but it was just DXM so I had to puke, then we went to this party in Pickering and did more K and then we got kicked out so we went to Mad Bar and did some K and we got kicked out so we went to the mall and we got massages on the 2 dollar chairs. Then we got kicked out.

by Pedram June 20, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.

dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.

by trammyman lol September 5, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mouth Tard

A mouth guard that when worn properly makes the athlete sound like a tard. It also makes the athlete drool a little to complete the whole ensemble.

"coath, can I go to tha baffroom?"
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

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K-Tard

person who acts like a retard under the influence of ketamine (k)

"your such a fucking k-tard"

by Jej June 18, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


G-tard

Someone who clearly likes to over indulge in the party drug GHB GBH. When taking in excess the user often experiences incontrollable body movements, makes random noises and yelling offensive obsenities at total strangers as if they have severe tourettes syndrome.

Dan: Hey, looks like Jimmy's over done it on the GHB again.

Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.

Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!

by Jesse G Drop January 21, 2008

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