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Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.
I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control
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A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"
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When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!
Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart
Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird
Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...