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To display something someone can not have
Turtle is always teasing ladybug with nude pics.
When you tease others with the tea. If done on purpose it is an evil act.
- "Damn you have no idea what happened last night... it was so crazy and-"
"Stop teasing me and get to the point!"
"Fucking Lisa proper teased me last night, she said she would tell me about what happened tomorrow"
1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.
2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.
Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?
Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!
Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!
What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.
As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease
When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold