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This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
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a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners
My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.
We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.
Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
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The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.
Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.
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where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
John is in a teen wiccan coven.
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Any group of four girls consisting of one hot girl, two good looking girls, and an ugly girl that makes the rest of them look better.
a Cheerleader, two grils who's names you don't know, and a girl who is overweight with glasses, and acne.
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These is used when you jerk off while watching teen titans. It makes you feel like you are young again, sort of reminding you off when uncle Paul made you do it with him while he was babysitting.
Boy1: Johnny looks happy today
Boy2: yeah he had a very long teen titans ago session yesterday he was very pleased
Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?
Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"
2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.
Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"
Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
Modern Teen Language