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Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.
Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?
Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
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This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
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a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners
My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.
We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.
Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
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The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.
Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.
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where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
John is in a teen wiccan coven.
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Any group of four girls consisting of one hot girl, two good looking girls, and an ugly girl that makes the rest of them look better.
a Cheerleader, two grils who's names you don't know, and a girl who is overweight with glasses, and acne.
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A mid life crisis but for teens
They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.
Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis