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Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you
And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court
Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
Världens bästa människa
A very very sexy girl
Singel right now
When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…
Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!
Well, you know ass don’t tell.
On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.
Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
Better and more creative way to say I don’t know
Q: Do you have herpes ?
A: Tell me and will both know.