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Using hot sauce for lube instead of lotion to perform anal.
Bro my girl and I tried the English Fireman last night.! My Dick is still flaming .
A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.
I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.
Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.
A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots
Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English
un-english: anything cutural or otherswise not according to english traditions and customs
un-english: french customs or chinese customs need not be like english customs but similarities exist.
A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"