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A lesbian, polyamorous, trans, cat girl that loves to play half life while cuddling Blåhaj.
Person 1: "i will play half life this evening and cuddle Blåhaj"
Person 2: "omg, you're so lambda pilled, a real lambda female"
The hottest person you’ll ever see in your entire life
Person 1: hey isn’t kurapika a boy ?
Person 2: yeah but have you actually ever seen female kurapika ?
Females are typically more sensitive and moody and can experience emotional rollercoaster on a regular basis. Ie. Movie Cleo 5-7.
Buddy, don't worry about shorty getting mad at you, she is just on her female rollercoaster.
a snapchat story composed of females putting themselves as their own wcw because they’re no one elses, stupid videos of their best friend, starbucks/dunkin donuts, depressing posts about live and bath bombs
That story was such a female snapchat, it was the most annoying/ depressing thing I’ve ever seen
a girl who’s a seme. what’s not clicking *twirls a lock of my hair irritatedly and won’t make eye contact with you*
omg you’re a female seme? omg *blushes shyly and looks at the floor*
The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him
and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*
I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.
verb: an orgasm occurs at the peak of stimulation during fornication. A thick bodily fluid (cum) releases from the two main orifices of the body: the vagina and the mouth.
It was so good i had a female orgasm, but I knew he didn't care about me- after he said, "Swallow your own cum, bitch!"