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the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.
Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.
Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.
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Refers to a hipster threesome involving one male and two females. The reference is derived loosely from the idea of a male tea-bagging one female while the other is sucking the other off to completion. "Earl grey" refers to both the drinks popularity among overeducated, yet nontraditional young people that may be engaged in such an act, and the tea-bagging. The "milkshake" part refers to the males concomitant ejaculation while tea-bagging, making this a really special act.
Mozart was quite kinky, and though they called the act by another lost name, he was one of the first recorded enjoying an earl grey milkshake.
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A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
a grey ting specialist or gts is an individual who specialises in the area of grey tings and has accumulated a multitude of grey tings.
Friend 1: You know that you’re a grey ting specialist
Friend 2: Nah i’m not
Friend 1: Bro you only link grey tings
i created this term, it means you go three days wearing three different grey shirts of any kind
person one: didnt she wore a grey shirt yesterday and day before too?
person two: yes thats three day grey
and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
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pls one chance earl grey😍😍
me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"
When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.
Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.