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ham bag

Female version of teabag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him

by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cutting Ham

Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.

Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.

Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.

by Traffic Cat May 15, 2013

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ham Sunday

\HA-MMM.sun-DAY\ - proper noun; A monumental feast consisting of ham or other pleasure full treats occurring on most Sundays. May or may not include ham.

"it's ham Sunday dude"

"we're trying to define the intangible here."

"it's not gay if you beat him up afterwards"

by Bradstone November 28, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hachie Ham

a guy getting his way with another guy in a shower/locker room

Matthew(bends over to get soap)
Sammie(gives matthew a big plate of hachie ham)

by AADrummer!!! January 17, 2011

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ham ruffle

Pink curley labia typically found on a white womens vagina.

She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.

Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.

by pie master August 9, 2006

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.

Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.

by smokinsoljah420 February 22, 2007

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž