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Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.
I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.
A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.
Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff
An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.
“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”
hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.
Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.
To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"
He put Staceys name in the phone as Little sister and totally Jeff Allened his girl friend
When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing
Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.
This name sounds like a silent letter in a word, silent but meaningful and necessary. When he's comfortable with you and you are already close with each other, he may be loud too. A funnyman. Romantic, almost everyone wants to have a Jeff Lawrence in their lives. Someone who is too nice, so be careful. You may fall for his weirdness. Rest assured, you'll be at peace when you're with him.
There's just something unexplainable about Jeff Lawrence, on how these women and men turn their heads back on him, jaw dropped.