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A great alt christian punk band. Their new song "Far Away" is the shit. It's very good. Though I personally like broken better. I can't wait till Porters field comes out!
Did you know that they did a duet with evanescence called bring me to life?
If you didn't know that then you need to be brought back to life.
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While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.
Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky
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A term for getting high on marijuana used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression cabbage night.
A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.
B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.
A: *bonk*
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2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"
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1-A made for TV mini-series direct from a novel starring Magnum PI's Tom Selleck in which he played a gruff aging small town cop
2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers in WWE history.
-Former gimmicks included Ring Master and Stunning Steve Austin.
-Trademarks: drinks Miller beer two at at time toasts it to the crowd and spills it on himself, Stone Cold Stunner-his finishing move (he kicks you low like in the stomach or balls and he turns around and grabs your head and drops on his ass to the floor while you land flat on your face, gives double middle fingers salute, usually wears a black leather vest or some shirt with denim shorts, bald with a goatee, thick deep texan accent
Quotes: "Give me a hell yeah!,""What?," "F*** fear, drink beer"
Nicknames: Bionic RedNeck, Rattle Snake
-Married numerous times, but most notably to former WWE Diva, Debra Marshall-McMichael...they divorced and Debra now works as a real estate agent
-Has had many famous feuds including one with WWE owner, Vince McMahon, and boxer Mike Tyson
-Like The Rock, has also starred in some movies, most recently 2005's "The Longest Yard"
Ex1: I wonder if Tom Selleck signed up for anymore of the "Stone Cold" mini series since its from a few novels
Ex2: If you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is one tough redneck sumb**** give me a hell yeah!
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Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .
‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.
Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?
Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.
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i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus
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