An annoying child who constantly screams in your ear
‘Are you listening’
‘I can’t hear because of Brodie’
brodie is a cool guy with a small penis with a disease called blue waffle so that means that who ever sucks his dick will get aids and die
i sucked his dick now ive got aids and im about to die that must be a brodie
A man who likes to cry over his ex
Danika: Youre such a brodie you never stop talking about her
Jorja: Stop being a brodie its so annoying
Brodie is a sexy young male who has 3 kids and has been married 4 times Brodie is charming hot cute and is a daring gangster who loves ladies doing high stakes with him
Brodie is a quiet person sometimes but he talks a lot only when he has something mean to say 😢😢 but he’s funny so it makes up for it and he’s a good barber so go get a haircut from any guy if his names brodie😁
Brodie is the best barber ever!!! But he’s a dickhead
Something you call your top G’s. Only the best homies get this name- can be used by guys or girls, but only valid girls. If one of the homies calls you brodie, you now know you have made it in life. If your bf calls you brodie, marriage on the spot. Only reserved for sick people tho.
A: sorry about that, I didn’t mean it. are we cool?
K: yea it’s all good brodie.
A: aww thanks dawg. ur baby, bro
The stereotypical "bro." Brodies will always hook you up and come in clutch for you. They talk like surfer dudes and are total homies. A Brodie is always willing to talk to you and start/finish every sentence with "Brooo" or "Yoooo"
Person 1: Shoot! I forgot my wallet. I'll just not order anything guys.
Brodie: Yoooo, I can I can totally pay for you man!
Person 1: Thanks man, you're such a Brodie.