bus driver

While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus.

It was a really successful date until I tried to give her the bus driver. Guess I'll be walking from now on.

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I'm on the bus

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

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Bus Girl

A beast girl. Has VERY EXTREME butch qualities.

Wow Darius is a bus girl! Ew.

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backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

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bus work

homework you do on the bus in the morning on the way to school.

Boy 1: Dude! How'd you do your science homework? you told me last night you didn't do it!

Boy 2:Bus work my friend...bus work.

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Bus Legs

Whilst riding the bus one must have "bus legs". Bus legs are very much like sea legs but refer to ones stability while riding a bus standing up. Someone who has great bus legs can ride the bus while standing and not need to anchor his weight on anything but the floor.

I-(falls down when bus begins motion)
A-"Gee wilikers, what happened?"
I-"I stayed up very late, so I am very fatigued."
A-"Don't worry you'll get your bus legs back soon."

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riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

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