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when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.
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It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.
If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.
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The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet)
Praise that man!
I might have mispelt his middle name, oh well.
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when you are going out with someone or trying to get someones attention but they refuse to spend time with you or acknowledge you.
bob, quit treating me like some back burner bitch!
i'm going to have your baby!
betty you are looking a little hefty; you are a back burner bitch! i have a date with mistress sheila.
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A female of low-grade quality that is cheap and easy to access at any time.
A girl you use on the low a couple times for a booty call and then get rid of so you don’t get caught with her.
Naw Bro, We don’t date those hoes, their burner phone bitches, you just use em’ up then throw em’ away.
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When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.
"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."
"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."
"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."
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Some idiot who instead of trimming his neighbors bush that extends on his property, decides to burn it almost burning the houses between the bush.
Ed was so fucked up wanting to beautify his property the dumb fuck decided to be a bush burner.
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