Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

deck chair

getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .

bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.

sunny- i aint a chair

bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop

Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie