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a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.
clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.
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biggest and longest livin lie in the world.. that ppl r willing 2 die 4 and pay money 2
1) beckyy:why dnt u read the bible if ur bored
robb: why dnt u go read hitler's mein kampf tat full of ridictulous lies 2
becky: i thought you were Christian and believed in Christianity
robb: y would i believe lies?
becky:..........
robb exactly.....
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A cult formed by men nearly 2000 years ago. The original group comprised of mainly homosexuals. 12 men sitting around holding hands, and hiding from women. Mordern day advocates include Rev. Ted Haggard, who enjoyed not only preaching christianity, but the meeting with a male prostitute and snorting meth and truly practicing it. Some followers have gotten confused and forgot of the medievil religious male orgies and choose to believe that homosexuality is evil. These people don't realize women are the true evil, and if not for them we could still be in paradise.
I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.
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violent hypocritical liars. between 800 and 1500 AD, the christian empire was known to burn an outside culture to the ground, absorb local beliefs into the religion, forcefully convert locals, while at the same time condemning them.
the christians drowned my child during a baptism because i refused to be baptised
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A person who does not just believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, but rather aspires to understand and follow His teachings. In other words, if you call yourself a Christian and don't really understand Christ's teachings, you aren't.
If you are working to enrich yourself more than for those with greater needs than your own, you are not a Christian.
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A selfish asshole who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. Enjoys flirting with other girls to make his girlfriend jealous, and sits on his computer playing League of Legends all day. Only dates girls that are easy, and have low self esteem so that he can boost his ego and get some action. Abuses women, but gets away with it because of his good looks and charming sense of humor and personality.
You don't ever want to end up being like Christian.
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Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
Man Christianity is screwed up
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