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Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
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Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins, minerals and other essentials. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues such as diabetes and cancer. Chronic food poisoning combined with malnutrition.
“In looking at the consumers that frequent standard “Grocery” stores, Super-Stores, convenience stores, and exemplified by the photographs of those that frequent one of America’s largest superstore, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS, as they are fat, sick, and nearly dead from eating toxins and never having nutrition.”
Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.
Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.
The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.
RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!
Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.
"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"
"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."
"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
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A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.
Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.
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Toontown: Corporate Clash is a completely free-to-play massively multiplayer online game designed to be a reimagined experience of Disney's Toontown Online. Suitable for players of all ages, ANYONE can have fun joining in the battle against the evil robot "Cogs".
Toontown Corporate Clash is a chaotic universe of the tooniverse. In my opinion, this game is significantly more difficult then Toontown Rewritten and has higher levelled cogs to defeat, whilst also adding the ability to see the HP of cogs. Let's be real, there is no way we are pinning these two games together when TTCC wins.
PLUS... the staff put out more updates then any other game. Play Corporate Clash. It's better.
Person 1: Hey you heard of Toontown Corporate Clash?
Person 2: No what is it?
Person 3: A hard MMO game with funny animals that you play whilst fighting cogs that are trying to doom the world.
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