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A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.
Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!
This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.
Josh- “fuck off craig”
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep”
An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!
Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.
Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.
When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.
Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.
Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.
Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?