The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
when someone warns a friend or a random of a curse, yet the curse is bestowed on the person who did the warning instead of the person it's originally supposed to affect
Person 1: Hey bro if you go into that cave you'll be cursed and blinded!
Person 2: Nahhh uno reverse the curse. Imma just transitional curse movement this real quick
Person 1: AAHHHH IM BLINDED
(aka. the valentine’s day curse)
a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.
Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?
Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.
When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.
"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"
The inability to finish a project that you're working on.
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse
The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"
the curse of people named Nathan that is something can go wrong it will go wrong. Comming from the video game character Nathan drake in wich he embarked on an adventure and gets caught in bad situations and if something can go wrong. It will.
I cant climb the latter cus it will fall cus i have The Nathan (drake) curse
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