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Brock's Disease

The act of coming on strong after meeting someone..and then disappearing off the face of the planet through ignoring or some unknown disease that stops you from talking to the individual you were once hot for.

"I thought he really liked me...and then he came down with Brock's Disease.."

by Ponis & Rocky October 25, 2006

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Makinsons Disease

Infection of the eyes and ankles and shrinkage of grey matter.

Did you hear about Tom? The doctors diagnosed him with Makinsons Disease and he has only 6 months to live.

by Robman1983 June 19, 2009

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hanahaki disease

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. The Hanahaki disease is NOT harmless. You can die from it. The growing flowers will eventually clog up your respiratory system and your windpipe leading to eventual death due to lack of air. It is used in fanfiction or fanart.

Person 1: I have got hanahaki disease.
Person 2: Are you going to get the surgery.
Person 1: Yeah I think so

by NorwayLoveMe March 24, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


silverfish disease

a fuck nigga disease that contaminates anything it touches

Person 1:"shit bro i dropped my ice in the sink"
Person 2:"that shit got silverfish disease now nigga"

by Sippmydicc March 8, 2019

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Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cyber disease

When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.

Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69

by Pete "Meat" November 26, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton April 17, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž