A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.
Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.
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When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.
A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*
Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now
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In the vagina name rankings, ranks higher than Moose Knuckle. Camel Toe < Moose Knuckle < Dragon Foot.
Guy 1: Yo, you gonna try to get in her pants?
Guy 2: No way, I don't wanna unleash her dragon foot.
The often painful yet addicting result of someone who cannot resist peeling dry skin off their feet. An occurrence more prevalent during the summer months when sandal wearers subject their feet to optimal peel foot inducing conditions.
I've got a good peel foot going, keeps me busy at night!
The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.
I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!
When you land on your foot so hard you send it into shock, it's known as a "stunned foot"... it is not broken nor sprained, just stunned. It will eventually be unstunned and be a-okay!
You jumped , landed too hard and now you have a stunned foot.