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Like I Could Give A Shit
Used when you really don't care about something, or want to seem like you don't.
Person 1: Rick, your ex-girlfriend just killed herself.
Rick: Hah, LIC GAS.
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When a confident fart turns to a liquid or solid matter
Man, I had some gas plus last night and had to throw away my new Calvin's.
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Odorous gasses emitted from between the loin region of the adult body.
Man! I have bad crotch gas from not taking a shower after the party last night!
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To put your ass in someones face and fart
Wow, Dan just gave Ronnie one lethal dosage of Scala Gas.
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when you give an attractive girl a ride. gas or ass for payment, gas money" is her giving you head while you drive.
Girl: "Can I get a ride home?"
driver: "give me some gas money"
girl gives him head while driving.
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The act of sitting on a hard surface when in dire need of a poo. Usually required when one finds themself far away from a toilet. Doing a gas bomb hopefully will allay the impending dump for a few minutes until you can find an appropriate recepticle. Grass is not a recommended surface as it is too soft.
Warning - A gas bomb performed incorrectly or at too late a moment may cause skidmarks.
Many gas bombs were commited on the low walls outside peoples houses in Charlton Kings, Cheltenham in the late 70's.
Person A: What are you sitting down?
Person B: I'm doing a gas bomb.
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