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When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.
"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"
When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass
Martyr yourself as a saint
Etc
Can be noun or verb.
My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family
Gift bitch gifting bitching
This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”
the "gift" girls get every month
Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.