Deez Guts

When someone shows off his/her guts instead of exploding in pain or trying to heal him/her self.

Guy 1 accidentally cuts Guy 2's stomach open.

Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?

Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.

Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!

Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!

Guy 2: But they're so healthy!

Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!

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Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

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Rot Gut

An actual term ROT GUT refers to the middle ages when cadavers were transported in huge barrells of liquor in secret to medical schools. Dissection was illegal, and this was a way to secretly transport cadavers, and get wasted.

ROT GUT vodka is disgusting! I think that says it all.

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Beat guts

To have sexual intercourse

My girlfriend and I beat guts last night

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Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

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Gut-Running

Form of high-speed, long-term bipedal perambulation apparently performed only by AFL (Australian Football League) players. What other kinds of 'running' there are is not entirely clear.

'Travis Johnstone has a build like a 17 year-old, which is a worry because you wonder about his gut-running abilities'

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gut-slick

A very smooth unscrupulous salesman.

watch your wallet he's gut-slick.

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