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A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.
Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak
.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.