Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

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horns on a cow [horns on the cow]

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.

girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

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porn horn

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.

He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com

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Dry Horn

To have not had sex in a while.

Man I need to get laid I have serious dry horn.

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French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.

Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!

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dose of the horn

A general feeling of randiness, obtained either by seeing something sexual, or even just talking about it.

When, typically, a man neglects his friends and spends what they consider too much time with his (new) partner..
A term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.

"Even watching yer man/woman walking up the street gave me a fierce dose of the horn".
"We never see 'X' any more, he must have a dose of the horn..."
"He's tanning himself in his Speedos out there with a dose of the horn"

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Horn Mad

Horn mad, used primarily in the mid-ulster area of ireland, refers to a person who is keen on engaging in any sexual acts with the opposite sex and is extremly promiscuous.

Mark: Whos that standing over there?

Dean: Thats anne, shes completly horn mad!

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