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Phrase Better than Crushing: Benny-The-Jet
used primarily when someone 'steals home' 'Benny' becomes the verb, and 'Jet' the subject. Since its a early adolescent throwback to the act of coitus, under semantic transitive properties- it can also be when you are doing something fun or awesome.
A: How'd it go with Sheryl? Did you Benny the Jet?
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B: (pours shot) Let's just Benny the Jet baby!
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A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.
My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!
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1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.
2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.
1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.
2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.
3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.
Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.
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a team in the AFC East that will in a couple years be serious contenders. for those who say they suck, check the facts: under a first year coach(mangini) they made the playoffs when every1 thought they would suck, leon washington is a young, solid RB, jerricho cotchery is also a good, young WR, chad pennington is back to being good and not injurey prone, kellen clemens is the future for them, and the other teams r on the decline. the pats havent won the super bowl since 2004, they didnt make it to the super bowl in 05 or 06, they dont have WR's, and their just losing their dominance of the league now. the bills r gonna be good in a couple years but not as good as the jets will because their in re-building mode pretty much, same with dolphins. plus their could possibly not even be a super bowl if it werent for the Jets and their super bowl III victory
person 1:So who do you think is gonna win the AFC East in 2 years?
person 2: the New York Jets(see reasons above, i have more too)
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When you're frequently banging different girls with different nationalities, you eventually get fatigued.
Man I have jet leg, i just got back from Greece, but before that I was in the UAE and tomorrow I'm heading to Cuba. I can hardly walk...
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A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.
Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!
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Someone who is unable to afford Giants tickets. Usually because they are uneducated and need their money to pay the mortgage on their trailer home.
Did you have any interest in the Super Bowl this year. "No i am a NY Jets Fan"
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