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FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.
"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"
When a girl rubs her beautifully toned calves against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard.
Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
While still laying next to me, she placed each of her calves on either side of my cock and pressed them together, with my cock sandwiched in between. I gasped at how warm and soft, yet firm, her beautifully toned calves felt as they squeezed my cock. She began moving her legs up and down, stroking my cock with her calves. I was moaning in pleasure as the pressure in my groin was building up and moving towards my balls and cock.
She then changed her pattern, moving one leg away from her and the other towards her, still with my cock stuck between her beautifully toned calves. Her calves were simultaneously rubbing my cock in opposite directions. I could feel myself coming closer and closer to a massive orgasm. I turned my head to make eye contact with her, and she stared right back at me with a seductive smile, stroking my cock faster and faster with her calves. It was too much! I looked back down at her calves squeezing my cock right as I was about to orgasm. I cried out as the intense pressure rushed through my balls and cock and forced me to blow my load all over her sexy calves. She continued pumping my pulsating cock with her calves as I was cumming until, finally, the orgasm subsided.
I was still gasping for breath when she finally let go of my cock and got off the bed. She stood next to me before leaning down and whispering in my ear, “I hope you enjoyed your calf job.”
A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career
The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey
Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.
A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.
I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.