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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.

ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!

by demilovatoslover March 8, 2010

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Chloe jonathan

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸

David: wow Chloe Jonathan is a gay frog lover !

by Frogig April 10, 2021


jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021


fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017


Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020


jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS April 19, 2018