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trail of semen left on a women, bed sheets, or anywhere where you cum on.
blonde: omg, he left skeet marks on my leg.
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marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout
I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?
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One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.
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A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.
Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.
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When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.
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The dude that invented communism or something.
"communism is when no iPhone" - carl marks
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A person with a large head and a small body. He has large round eyes and often resembles an alien. His body resembles that of a concentration camp survivor. Surprisingly, chicks(hot chicks at that) go bat shit crazy for him and many are on his tip daily.
There goes Mark Moran with his entourage of bitches.
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