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Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.

Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020


market hangover

After working all week picking, sorting, packing, loading, trucking, off-loading, setting up & selling fruit or vegetables at the farmers market all day, then packing up and going home to go to work, you run yourself ragged doing the country version of 9 to 5, which on market Saturday is 3am to 9pm....resulting in total exhaustion and a Sunday "Market Hangover". The resulting symptoms include: exhaustion, imploding headache, body aches & fatigue, sensitivity to moving about, bright lights and loud talking or noises.

Selling at the farmers market makes me feel like I came home at 2 o'clock from a night of drinking, but never touched a drop- I'm so dog tired beat with this "market hangover"!

by Liza W. Jane November 27, 2013


Coffee market

The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny

For example: "Hey, you have any gram of coffee
- no, but in the coffee market has veryy veryy much

by CYROK November 1, 2018


Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006


fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default

Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*

by breynoldz October 8, 2011


Motor Market

Used car dealership

Motor Market is the best dealership to buy used cars in the West Midlands.

by zem399 August 16, 2024


marketing plan

A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.

Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?

Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.

Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.

Person 2: Did you say something?

Person 1: Nope

by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014

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