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A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.
"Is someone using a jackhammer?"
"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."
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A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley
Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'
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When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.
She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me
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A tiny or very small penis.
Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard
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Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"
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When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out
John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse
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