Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.
Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.
A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
Prof. X is such a white noise.
Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.
"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"
A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*
A person that talks stuff but can’t back what they are saying up..
Hypothetical Scenario ;
Lord Smoke: to all yall convicts im Lord Smoke from the 122th & Racine Set South Side Chi.. yall saps ain’t bout to do nothing to me im Smoke Lord…
Convict 1: Hey mane, you hear about that new fish cat talking that noise 2 weeks ago saying he wit da GinoSet from 122nd&Racine…
Convict 2: Yeah, I heard he was running his mouth and every trying to Debo dudes out their commensary.
Convict 3: I called my fams in from the Gino Nation, they told me his father was down but he never was in the set……
Convict 1 : my mans from O block caught that fake azz nigga checked him and caught em slipping… Dude soft as butter.. on God ma mans say “ dude peed himself wen dey told him his father was Gino and he not… Smoke Lord or Lord Smoke started crying.. they whooped that ass on Gang.. foe dat fake cap shiz.
Convict 2: lol, say Whut??
Convict 1 ; that nigga be talking noise… he ain’t no real Gino Lieutenant … my mans knocked him out queezed his butt cheeks and said “ I could hav fucked”
Convict 3: I heard they put em down on C block with dem loco dudes.. can’t stand dem cap noise talkers
A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.
Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?
(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)
Grandpa: Music, music.
Dave: How about now?
(plays rap, and then dub step)
Grandpa: NOISE!!