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When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).
DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft
the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel
When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
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Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!