T-shirt

a lemony juicy type of assoreted catfish burritos that commits matricide at least 5 times a day in a row of 19 minute intervals when the couch grows tall on a wendsday when the rain is purple in Antartica when the temprature is 5 below your mom.

i just bought a t-shirt from the local drug dealer.

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Purple Shirt

To take an obviously generalized observation and criticize it as if it were an incorrect literal statement. This can dull the point someone is trying to make.

Observation: "Everyone is wearing purple today!"
Purple shirter: "I'm not."

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t-shirt

proper spelling of tshirt

one your wearing?

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dwyer shirt

a madras plaid or plain plaid short sleeved shirt; the antifresh (as according to some).

"bro, dwyers buying a dwyer shirt! hahahahaha."

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Shirt wetter

Refering to a retarded person, as for they druel on their shirts, so the actually sane people can make fun of the dumbasses.

Wow! You stupid shirt wetter!

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shirt-tucker

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles

see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.

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t-shirts

Often a slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

You got the 20 bucks for t-shirts?

or

Come over this weeked we're trying on t-shirts.

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