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Mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram

It's mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ what y'all mad at?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017


Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 19, 2021


slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 03, 2011


Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

by Jilly9999 September 01, 2008


The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 11, 2022


Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ April 15, 2023


snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 27, 2017