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blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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gut snake

A particularly large bowel movement

Man did I drop a gut snake!

by BIGGEST BOB April 1, 2006

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throw snakes

To throw a snake is to do something memorable and unexpected. Typically, an impulsive decision is made when a new variable is introduced to a situation. The original plan is then abandoned in pursuit of what is perceived to be the greater adventure.

'Throw snakes' was originally coined by Cracked columnist Chris Bucholz in his article, 'How to Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College.' In the article, Bucholz advises a hypothetical student to do more things that are actually fun, and not just time-killing fun. When the student is unsure of this advice, Bucholz rephrases, "Play less video games, and throw more snakes at things."

by TeaWithObama July 7, 2017

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butt snake

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world

Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released

by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

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Solid Snaked

To avoid a situation where awkwardness or trouble could ensue

I owed that guy money but I solid snaked it through the back.

Saw that chick I didnt want to see so I solid snaked it before she could see me.

by Mav3ric June 6, 2007

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river snakes

A skinny person's biceps

Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.

by MathosKotso July 16, 2006

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solid snake

a badass military soldier who can take down a tank using only grenades.

"hey snake,how did you take down that tank?"

"uh...with grenades."

"holy crap! snake you're the...the shit,man!"

solid snake totally pwns sam fisher. nuff said.

by idbfgd January 5, 2010

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