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A "Cianc Story" is when someone tells you a story that has absolutely no point to it and just wastes your time when you hear one.
"One time I saw my grandmom at church."
"Wow that was a Cianc Story!"
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When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"
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I got home from work and my girlfriend Kesha was butt naked "hon I look sexy as hell" I said.
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
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A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.
Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
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A nathan story is a story that has absolutely no meaning valuable content. It simply state simple everyday interactions and the nathan story teller firmly believes that this story will entertain the audience but is however meaningless and boring.
Bob : Yesterday i went to mcdonalds and got a drink then i started walking, the lid fell off my drink and then my straw fell and landed on the ground, i was trying to drink my drink from the side and it was hard. THE END
Wow that was a real nathan story.
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A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.
Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
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A 1984 movie about a kid named Bastian that, after being chased by bullies, runs into a book store and steals a book entitled "The Neverending Story". He becomes immersed in the book, and starts thinking and feeling the same things as the book's main character, Atreyu. In the book, a terrible swarm of 'nothingness' is taking over -- destroying the world and leaving a big empty space. Atreyu is sent to find a cure for this 'nothing' to save the Childlike Empress. In the end, however, it is only Bastian that can save the world inside The Neverending Story.
The Neverending Story is pretty kickass.
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