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A roblox game with too many fucking tryhards and lifeless ppl.
Person 1: Do you play Sword Fights on the Heights?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Fuck you tryhard.
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A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
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What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
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When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
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The BEST anime that you will ever watch. Better than hentai. The characters are stuck In a VR game. If they die In The game, they die in real life too.
Bobby Brown-"Dude did you watch sword art online last night?"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"
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The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.
Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.
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A situation where two men and a women are in bed and only one wants to have sex with her. The two men begin to use their dicks and battle eachother to the death. The winner gets to sleep with that women.
"You want her too huh?" "Looks like we're going to have a bohemian sword duel!"