Swank The Tank

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.

A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."

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Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.

O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...

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Fuel Tank

an internal source of extreme amounts of energy used during times of physical exertion such as sex or rowing

Idiot: Barney, it looks like you are getting a little round around the middle *poke*.
Barney: No, you idiot, that is my fuel tank. It is how I pwn you so hard when it comes to fucking hot girls and on the water!

The Fuel Tank 4 is ultra fast, steamrolling past the competition.

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TANK

BLOWS SHIT UP AND FUCKS WITH YOUR WIFE

TANKS ROCK CRAP

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tank

Usually used in MMORPG, more spefically Neverwinter Nights

1.) Someone with really high HP that absorbs atatcks while the party kills the boss/ attacker.

2.) Someone that is just so beastly that rolls up out of nowhere and pwn something that they shouldn't be able to because it's so much stronger then them, and players that are stronger then them couldn't pwn it.

3.) Possessiiong so much destructive force that nothing can stop you.

1.) "We need a tank before we can kill lego...he sneaks for 250+ !!"

2.) "Holy shit! Did you see that? That guy that was level 4 just stormed into their castle, and killed all 6 of them at once, and theyr all level 7!"

3.) "Ya, we thought the guards would handle him, but he just solo'ed the ENITIRE city."

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Wank the Tank

To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.

Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.

Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.

Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?

Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet

Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.

Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.

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tank girl

an attractive punk rocker who has a comic book named for her.

"tank girl is hot"

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