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Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.
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When somebody insecure sees somebody else having a good time they say "Who does he think he is"
Miserable person sees happy passer-by: "Who does he think he is"
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The tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. Mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, I believe.
An example,
Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.
They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?
Liberal: After having considered all the evidence, I don't see any point in incarcerating him. He's not a threat. I fucking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can't be held responsible for this. Probation should do, just in case I'm wrong. (though i doubt it)
Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.
Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*
Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.
For another example, see black and white thinkers.
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This phrase almost unavoidably consists of "I think we need to break up," "I think we need to see other people," or "I don't think this is working out." Approach with extreme caution whilst using this phrase as your soon-to-be ex girlfriend will probably start bawling at the dinner table before you've even really broken up with her.
i think we need to talk
breakup
ex girlfriend
off the hook
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What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...
What are your thoughts on them?
Friend: Hey, what do you think of me?
Me: I think you’re worthless
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Can be used when you think some thing is wrong
Michael- Kid can you clean the bedroom
Kid- I think not you thot
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