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Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
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.....................I have seen that the current definitions are wrong here is what you need to know about LIFTED TRUCKS........................
A large suv or more often truck that has had longer suspension components nailed on it to increase ground clearance. In reality if you go through all the trouble of lifting your truck you will also spend most of you paycheck on other parts to put on it. Large tires, smoke stacks, custom paint jobs, longer towing style mirrors, shiny headlights, and accent lighting are common. The charisma of this kind of masterpiece is not appreciated in most cities, europe, the west coast, and really anywhere except rural America and some parts of Australia. In it's natural habitat the Lifted truck is most often seen Rollin' Coal, Mudding, and generally attracting many admirers.
It should be noted that Lifted Trucks do have their drawbacks.
*Fuel economy (I hope you don't like penguins)
*5th wheel or gooseneck hitch (they just won't reach)
*Bumper hitch (You will need special parts to make it reach)
Natural enimies: Ricers, Environmentalists
Urbanite: Hey this is a real racing car, It is way faster than your Lifted Truck
Truck owner: Sure, race you accost the cornfield.
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Fire truck-The devils vehicle, the sum of all evil, the truck that assasinated Hitler during WWII.
Fire trucks also known as Fire engines are one of the more horrfic beasts to terrorize the skys of Germany since the Pterodactyl. It is often seen in a diabolical red color and making a wooo woooo beep honk noise. Legend says that it will spawn 10 minutes after you dial the numbers
"9-1-1" on your telephone. Fire Trucks are said to feed on little children, puppy dogs Haitians and virgins. If you do see a Fire Truck relax, don't move, and be quiet...its their natural instinct to chase after you.
Damn...that Fire Truck sure is red.
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When a guy buys himself a new truck a few months before he proposes to his girlfriend and gives her a ring
Jerry proposed to his girlfriend, but he first bought himself an engagement truck.
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A tricked out truck. Although on first glance the butt truck might look like a stunt to attract the ladies, it is a form of peacocking designed to score male ass. Indeed, the driver of such a monstrosity often is not yet aware of his extravagant homosexuality.
Man No. 1: Yo, check out the ground effects on that butt truck. I want to do that guy now.
Man No. 2: (Hysterical laughter.)
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When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!
"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"
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cheap ass pickup with some ghetto fence type thing bordering the cab.
" yo wheres the last guy at? "
" i saw him hiding in the mexi-truck by sniper "
" go get em fallen "
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