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number theory

a set of hypotheses that has fallen in a daze, usually out of the mental fatigue that typically follows from the excessive discussion of technicalities

We've obsessed on this physics project so long that now it's been reduced to a number theory!

by rorrzo December 17, 2019

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yamaka theory

the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness

guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ladder theory

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.

However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).

Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*

by stainable August 31, 2007

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Music Theory

Knowledge of chords, rythms, etc in the development of music, can make you a better musician but is not necessary

jimi hendrix, the greatest guitar player ever did not know shit about reading music. he played from the heart and soul, and thats what music is really all about. there are no "rules" you are supposed to follow to be a good musician

by . . . . May 23, 2005

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the yoko theory

A kick ass band from south florida.

I love the yoko theory!

by a-nelly November 3, 2004

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theory of a deadman

A damn good band that has done good music

Theory of a deadman has done bad girlfriend a song

by Alucard 01 July 10, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darvin Theory

Evolves from Darwin's theory of evolution and occurs, not okurs, mostly in 2k1...everytime the player by the name of "Darvin Ham" shoots a jumper, it is an airball and turns into an offensive rebound, sometimes leading to an easy bucket for the Detroit Pistons

Easy bucket; Wow, the Darvin Theory holds true once again

by An Casa June 16, 2004

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