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A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
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A box fort is a structure made from cardboard boxes that you can play in. Like a blanket fort, or pillow fort, but sturdier, made of boxes, and not as warm. Loads of fun.
We made a box fort in our common room out of the box the refrigerator came in and other stuff people got from amazon! College rocks!
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An axe box is a confined space or room filled with Axe body spray. This can be accomplished with an axe bomb or naturally occurs any boys high school or college locker room. Being in one for even a few minutes will leave you smelling like axe for days. May also cause headaches or brain damage that leaves you believing that axe actually smells good.
my roommate axe boxed our dorm. kill me.
An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.
I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.
Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.
Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.
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I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!
A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.
Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.
Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer
Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.
Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."
Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."