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Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking stuffer, something to run over with your car, or even lube...
Hey do you have anymore of that Year Paste?
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When Chinese at their annual family reunion dinner held before or during the Lunar New Year of the Ox are banned from screaming auspicious or superstitious phrases at each other to minimize the odds of corona infection, but are encouraged to play pre-recorded good-luck or prosperity messages instead.
In the Year of the Covidox, dozens of diners had their non-Chinese neighbors report them to the police for noise pollution, and for failing to wear a mask while broadcasting their deafening auspicious greetings.
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A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18
Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal
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when your just that horny that you can't even wait til 16 to get down and dirty
Boy named Brady: Fuck I can't wait 3 years
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12-13 year olds who think they are it just because they are the youngest. they just disrespect the teachers and dont care about school and are really cocky because they think they are so cool but sveryone just laughs at them
i bloody hate year 8s
also why are lily and marshall in the photo options? im just gonna use it lol
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A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.
I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.
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The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)
Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.