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Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.
Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours
A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."
Piss that which criss/crosses in a somewhat sinusoidal pattern before it hits the water beneath.
"The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."
-"Drinking and pissing fuck"
"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."
-"Hard dick"
a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off
Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson
A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.
"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."
Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.
Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom
“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”
When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .